licentious escapade

I'm just not that easy to love.

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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bitrates:

I just want to make love to somebody right now and fall asleep in each other’s arms

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segasaturns:

when your down to your least favorite pokemon

image

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hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

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pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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thegorillaprojectblog:

Wicklow Mountains National Park in county Wicklow, Ireland.