May 2013
thernardier:
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
babycakesforboobear:
leedstentlovers:
unconventionalkitchenslave:
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
lizziefaguire:
foxnewsofficial:
everyone on here is horny u need to concentrate on ur studies
concentrate on getting up those d’s if u know what i mean
laugh-addict:
i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
manchesterwhorchestra:
did i invite u to my bbq?
then why are u all up in my grill
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
toxic-ponies:
omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
March 2013
